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Players: | 90/300 | Votes: | 8355 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 2 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 15 |
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 19 |
Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 11 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 |
Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 4 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 |
Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 5 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 |
Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 3993 |
Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 3 | Mineshafts Explored: | 2 |
we’ve got vitamins and minerals galore, and our sugar intake is so low, you’ll practically be a baby in no time. but be warned, for every gram of sugar you consume in the game, your character will age faster than a moldy potato.
so come join us and defy the laws of aging in the most ridiculous way possible. who needs skincare when you have minecraft?