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Players: | 91/400 | Votes: | 9253 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Players Killed by Monsters: | 8662 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 3 |
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Ores Mined: | 8616 |
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 4 |
Infernal Machines Built: | 0 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 |
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 8293 |
Secret Libraries Discovered: | 4 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 |
Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 | Herobrine Sightings: | 2 |
we’ve got vitamins and minerals galore, and our sugar intake is so low, you’ll practically be a baby in no time. but be warned, for every gram of sugar you consume in the game, your character will age faster than a moldy potato.
so come join us and defy the laws of aging in the most ridiculous way possible. who needs skincare when you have minecraft?