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Players: | 99/400 | Votes: | 975 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 |
Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 |
Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 37 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 3 |
Crops Grown: | 1989 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 7 |
Astral Orbs Gathered: | 19 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 6 |
Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 6 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 |
Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 |
we’ve got vitamins and minerals galore, and our sugar intake is so low, you’ll practically be a baby in no time. but be warned, for every gram of sugar you consume in the game, your character will age faster than a moldy potato.
so come join us and defy the laws of aging in the most ridiculous way possible. who needs skincare when you have minecraft?