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Players: | 94/600 | Votes: | 3701 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Love Letters Sent: | 5 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 13 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 |
Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 |
Enchantments Applied: | 274 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 4 |
Orbs of Power Found: | 5 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 |
Underground Cities Explored: | 3 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 3 |
we’ve got vitamins and minerals galore, and our sugar intake is so low, you’ll practically be a baby in no time. but be warned, for every gram of sugar you consume in the game, your character will age faster than a moldy potato.
so come join us and defy the laws of aging in the most ridiculous way possible. who needs skincare when you have minecraft?