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Players: | 94/700 | Votes: | 5907 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Divine Scrolls Written: | 8 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 5 |
Sentient Weapons Trained: | 4 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 0 |
Epic Weapons Forged: | 6 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 3 |
Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 27 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 |
Lost Cities Unearthed: | 2 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 3 |
Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 1 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 |
Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 5 |
we’ve got vitamins and minerals galore, and our sugar intake is so low, you’ll practically be a baby in no time. but be warned, for every gram of sugar you consume in the game, your character will age faster than a moldy potato.
so come join us and defy the laws of aging in the most ridiculous way possible. who needs skincare when you have minecraft?