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Players: | 97/700 | Votes: | 2917 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 4 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 |
Secret Libraries Discovered: | 5 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 |
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 36 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 6 |
Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 |
Infernal Machines Built: | 0 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 25 |
Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 10 | Mineshafts Explored: | 2 |
Reality Warps Survived: | 2 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 |
we’ve got vitamins and minerals galore, and our sugar intake is so low, you’ll practically be a baby in no time. but be warned, for every gram of sugar you consume in the game, your character will age faster than a moldy potato.
so come join us and defy the laws of aging in the most ridiculous way possible. who needs skincare when you have minecraft?