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Players: | 99/600 | Votes: | 4285 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Lost Souls Rescued: | 6 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 15 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 2382 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 27 |
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 |
Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 |
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 5 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 |
Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 |
Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 |
SO, LIKE, ON DIS SERVER, DIETARY SUCROSE IS DA KEY TO EVERYTHING! U EAT DAT SUGAR AND BAM, U GOT DA POWER TO CONTROL LITHIUM AND GENE EXPRESSION! YEAH, U HEARD ME RIGHT! U CAN LITERALLY CONTROL GENES WITH SUGAR ON DIS SERVER!
AND GET DIS, IF U DO IT RIGHT, U CAN EXTEND YOUR LIFESPAN IN DA GAME! U CAN BE IMMORTAL, LIKE A FREAKIN’ VAMPIRE OR SOMETHIN’!
SO, IF U WANNA LIVE FOREVER AND CONTROL GENES WITH SUGAR, COME JOIN US ON DIS WACKY MINECRAFT SERVER! IT’S GONNA BE A WILD RIDE, I TELL YA!