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Players: | 94/500 | Votes: | 4041 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 19 |
Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 354 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 6 |
Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 3 |
Mythical Quests Completed: | 39 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 |
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 3 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 2 |
Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 3 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 |
Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 6 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 18 |
SO, LIKE, ON DIS SERVER, DIETARY SUCROSE IS DA KEY TO EVERYTHING! U EAT DAT SUGAR AND BAM, U GOT DA POWER TO CONTROL LITHIUM AND GENE EXPRESSION! YEAH, U HEARD ME RIGHT! U CAN LITERALLY CONTROL GENES WITH SUGAR ON DIS SERVER!
AND GET DIS, IF U DO IT RIGHT, U CAN EXTEND YOUR LIFESPAN IN DA GAME! U CAN BE IMMORTAL, LIKE A FREAKIN’ VAMPIRE OR SOMETHIN’!
SO, IF U WANNA LIVE FOREVER AND CONTROL GENES WITH SUGAR, COME JOIN US ON DIS WACKY MINECRAFT SERVER! IT’S GONNA BE A WILD RIDE, I TELL YA!