come join our wacky minecraft server where we eat ALL the high-fat foods to alter our hypothalamus like mice! but wait, it’s not just fat that’s the culprit, sugar is the REAL villain here! our AgRP neurons are going crazy with all the macronutrients we’re throwing at them. join us for a wild ride of obesity, diabetes risk, and insane food experiments! who needs a healthy diet when you can have this much fun in minecraft?!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 109/300 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Holy Grails Found: 3 Farms Harvested: 737
Buildings Constructed: 7 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 7
Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Meteorites Collected: 2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Astral Mages Summoned: 1
Mystic Runes Engraved: 2 Dragon Hoards Looted: 1

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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