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Players: | 97/800 | Votes: | 4948 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 | Potions Brewed: | 55 |
Vanishing Items Found: | 7 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 17 |
Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 30 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 13 |
Astral Staffs Crafted: | 14 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 |
Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 6040 |
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 6 | Dimension Hops: | 12 |
Curse of Binding Applied: | 2 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 11 |
On our server, you can build a house made entirely out of diamond blocks, ride a unicorn into battle against a horde of creepers, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off (spoiler alert: the dragon has some killer moves).
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Baconator, a mythical creature that roams the land in search of players to shower with bacon and gold. So if you’ve ever wanted to befriend a bacon-loving beast, this is the server for you!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the laughter and absurdity wash away all your real-world woes. Trust us, you won’t regret it!