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Players: | 93/100 | Votes: | 7007 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Celestial Crowns Worn: | 5 | Mines Excavated: | 2706 |
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 2 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 15 |
Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 3 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 32 |
Invisible Pathways Walked: | 7 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 11 |
Omnipotent Charms Created: | 1 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 2 |
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 4 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 |
On our server, you can build a house made entirely out of diamond blocks, ride a unicorn into battle against a horde of creepers, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off (spoiler alert: the dragon has some killer moves).
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Baconator, a mythical creature that roams the land in search of players to shower with bacon and gold. So if you’ve ever wanted to befriend a bacon-loving beast, this is the server for you!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the laughter and absurdity wash away all your real-world woes. Trust us, you won’t regret it!