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Players: | 98/900 | Votes: | 3277 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Celestial Gardens Planted: | 4 | Wilderness Tamed: | 14 |
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 4 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 |
Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 1 |
Titanic Battles Fought: | 30 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 4 |
Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 4 |
Fairy Circles Danced In: | 6 | Evil Twin Fights: | 3 |
Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 | Farms Harvested: | 603 |
On our server, you can build a house made entirely out of diamond blocks, ride a unicorn into battle against a horde of creepers, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off (spoiler alert: the dragon has some killer moves).
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Baconator, a mythical creature that roams the land in search of players to shower with bacon and gold. So if you’ve ever wanted to befriend a bacon-loving beast, this is the server for you!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the laughter and absurdity wash away all your real-world woes. Trust us, you won’t regret it!