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Players: | 98/1000 | Votes: | 2671 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 | Dragons Tamed: | 6 |
Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 9 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 2 |
Magical Familiars Summoned: | 3 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 |
Cosmic Pies Baked: | 9 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 |
Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 5 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 6 |
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 49 |
Celestial Crowns Worn: | 3 | Invisible Walls Found: | 1 |
On our server, you can build a house made entirely out of diamond blocks, ride a unicorn into battle against a horde of creepers, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off (spoiler alert: the dragon has some killer moves).
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Baconator, a mythical creature that roams the land in search of players to shower with bacon and gold. So if you’ve ever wanted to befriend a bacon-loving beast, this is the server for you!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the laughter and absurdity wash away all your real-world woes. Trust us, you won’t regret it!