Have you ever stumbled upon a subreddit dedicated to people dressing up their pet rocks in tiny costumes and hosting fashion shows for them? Well, that’s just a normal Tuesday on our Minecraft server! Join us for the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest adventures you’ll ever experience in the blocky world. From battling zombie llamas to building a giant rollercoaster made entirely out of melons, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So come on and join us for a truly bizarre and hilarious time!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 101/600 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Epic Quests Completed: 10 Mythical Relics Collected: 6
Twisted Realms Survived: 1 Gnome Villages Protected: 9
Magical Ponies Rescued: 4 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0
Ether Blades Crafted: 16 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4
Starry Nights Enjoyed: 12 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 5

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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