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Schrodinger’s Amazon Account

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haha u wanna join dis minecraft server? well let me tell u, we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the cha cha slide. our diamonds sparkle brighter than ur future and our creepers are trained to do the macarena before they explode.

once, a player found a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles, sipping on potions of invisibility. another time, a group of players stumbled upon a village where all the villagers were actually disguised as chickens plotting a coup against the players.

if u join our server, u might just witness a battle between a giant chicken riding a dragon and a group of players riding on the backs of ender dragons. or maybe u’ll stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that give u the power to summon a herd of rainbow sheep.

so come join us on this wild and wacky minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many potions of insanity). trust me, u won’t regret it. unless u do, in which case, blame it on Schrodinger’s Amazon account.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Mines Excavated:	4724	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	11

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Plasticizer-Free SoCal CraftyCraft

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Yo, if you wanna escape the plastic apocalypse and have a blast in Minecraft, come join our server! We got rid of allllll the plasticizers and replaced them with rainbow sparkles and unicorn farts. No more toxic air, just pure pixelated fun! Plus, our server is so lit that even the phthalates are too scared to show up. Join us and build a world where the only thing toxic is your sick PvP skills. Let’s get crafting, baby!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Falling into the Void:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	24

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

EuroPlayZone Lands, Buy Rent Houses, 11.07 Minecraft server

auction house, Aurelium Skills, Battles, Biomes, Buy Rent Houses, Datapacks, Economy, EconomyPremium, EuroPlayZone Lands, GSit, HAT, Incendium, Lands, leveled mobs, Minecraft, MoreOres, Nullscape, Plugins, Survival, terra, Terralith, Veinminer

Welcome to our ⚔️Minecraft survival⚔️! EuroPlayZone is excited to announce the grand opening of our new Survival Server on July 6th, 2024. Join us at mc.europlayzone.eu:25565 for an unparalleled Minecraft experience featuring custom datapacks and a range of exciting plugins.

Our server is equipped with:

Datapacks: Terralith, Incendium, Nullscape

Plugins: Terra, EconomyPremium, Auction House, GSit, Hat, Lands, Aurelium Skills, Leveled Mobs, VeinMiner, MoreOres

Explore unique biomes, engage in epic battles, and trade in our vibrant economy. Mark your calendars and join us for the grand opening!

See you in the game! ⚔️

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20	Cursed Statues Activated:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Mine LOL Server – Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination… and maybe a few server rules, but who really follows those anyways?

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, insane builds, and more chaos than a creeper in a TNT factory.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story… Once upon a time, a player joined our server and built a giant statue of a chicken riding a pig into battle. The next day, that player logged in to find the statue had come to life and was leading an army of farm animals on a quest for world domination.

But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of safeguards in place to prevent any more chicken-pig uprisings. So come on in and join the fun! Who knows what crazy shenanigans you’ll get up to on our server. Just remember, always keep an eye out for those sneaky creepers… they’re always up to no good.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Magic Items Found:	1106
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Meteorites Collected:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	0

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

CraftyCouple Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of dealing with homophobia and transphobia on other Minecraft servers? Look no further, because on our server, we have a zero tolerance policy for hate speech!

Join us and you’ll be welcomed with open arms by our diverse and inclusive community. Our server is a safe space for everyone, whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting out. Plus, rumor has it that our resident builder can create the most fabulous rainbow-themed structures you’ve ever seen.

So come on over and join us for a fun and accepting Minecraft experience. Remember, hate speech is so last season! 😉🌈 #LoveWins #MinecraftEquality

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	70	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Star Shards Collected:	276	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

DocBlockDaycare

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Are you tired of being roped into babysitting duties without any compensation? Do you have a mysterious lump in your breast that needs attention ASAP? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for outrageous adventures and escape the real world drama. Our virtual world is filled with pixelated wonders and no babysitting required! Plus, our in-game doctors are always available for appointments, no waiting months for an opening. So come join us and leave the real world behind – because who needs responsibilities when you can mine for diamonds instead?

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Void Armor Forged:	11
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

BrainPowerVSWill SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the ultimate test of will power and brain power!

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens, intense parkour challenges where one wrong move could send you plummeting into a pit of lava, and mind-bending puzzles that will make you question reality itself.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a mythical creature said to grant wishes to those brave enough to find it. Will you be the one to uncover its secrets and harness its power?

So why choose between will power and brain power when you can have both on our insane Minecraft SMP? Join now and prepare for the wildest adventure of your life!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

TrustCraft: Love Edition

Commitment, Communication, Connection, doubt, Edition, emotions, FAITH, forgiveness, healthy boundaries, Honesty, Insecurity, Intimacy, long term, love, loyalty, Partnership, relationships, Support, Trust, TrustCraft, Understanding, Vulnerability

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where love and trust are required to thrive? Well, look no further because on our server, love without trust is the name of the game! Picture this: you’re building a beautiful castle with your significant other, but you can’t trust them not to sabotage your masterpiece. It’s chaos, it’s drama, it’s Minecraft like you’ve never seen before! Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and see what love looks like when trust is out the window. Who needs trust when you have diamonds, am I right?

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45	Animals Bred:	92
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

SlaughterCraft Minecraft Server

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LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we have so much fun you’ll be like “what even is real life anymore?!” we got more crazy builds than a toddler on pixie sticks and more drama than a reality TV show about llama farmers.

Our players are so skilled they could take down a horde of creepers blindfolded while juggling TNT. And don’t even get me started on our epic events – we once had a battle royale where the winner got a pet dragon that poops diamonds.

But wait, there’s more! Our community is so tight-knit, it’s like a family… if your family was a bunch of deranged unicorns who communicate through interpretive dance. So come join us and experience the madness for yourself – just be prepared to never look at Minecraft the same way again!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Emeralds Found:	3957
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Endless Night Skies:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
New Chunks Explored:	656493	Dark Rituals Completed:	8

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

CraftyCreeperz

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come join our epic minecraft server where the only attacks you’ll see are from creepers and zombies, not from terrorist organizations! we promise no explosions except for the ones you create with tnt!

our server is so lit, even hamas wants to claim it as their own! but don’t worry, we’ve got diamond swords and enchanted armor to protect you from any real-life drama.

build your own city, mine for diamonds, and battle other players in epic pvp battles. who needs tel aviv when you can have a virtual world full of adventure and fun? join now and let’s craft some memories together!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

NoTouchy Door Handles

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So, like, you ever wonder about door handles, man? Like, what if they’re actually the cleanest part of the whole door, dude? Like, everyone’s all like “eww, don’t touch the door handle, it’s dirty,” but what if it’s actually the opposite, bro? Mind blown, right?

Anyway, you should totally join this Minecraft server, man. It’s like, the most epic place ever, full of crazy adventures and wild shenanigans. Like, one time, we had a giant chicken riding a pig through a lava waterfall while wearing a top hat. It was insane, dude.

And the best part is, you get to build your own crazy creations and show them off to all your new friends. Like, I built a roller coaster that goes through a maze of exploding creepers. It’s a real blast, bro.

So, come join us on this epic Minecraft server, where the door handles are always clean and the fun never stops. Trust me, you won’t regret it, dude. Let’s get this party started!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	181	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Dolphin Playtime Fun Land

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come join our epic minecraft server where the dolphins are always smiling and ready to play! we got dolphins doing backflips and somersaults, it’s like a water circus up in here. you’ll never see dolphins this happy anywhere else, they’re practically begging you to join our server. plus, rumor has it that if you befriend a dolphin, they’ll give you secret underwater treasures. who needs buried treasure when you can have dolphin treasure, amirite? so come on over and dive into the fun, just watch out for the sharks, they’re not as friendly as the dolphins.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	164
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

ISO SMP: Where we craft, explore, and sometimes accidentally blow up our own houses! 18+ Server with hermit-craft vibes.

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ISO SMP Server Overview

Server Name	ISO SMP
Launch Date	2024-09-10
Community	18+
Plugin Features	Chest locking with signs Invisible item frames by shift-right clicking Player and mob heads Deathchest Vein-miner /home command Shops with custom economy NO-GRIEF policy Server online 24/7 Custom armor stand Mini-blocks
Discord	Join us on Discord

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
What is the minimum age requirement for the community?	The community is for players aged 18 and above.
Are there any griefing rules on the server?	There is a strict NO-GRIEF policy to ensure a positive gaming experience for all players.
How can I protect my chests?	You can lock your chests using signs with the chest locking plugin on the server.
Is the server online 24/7?	Yes, the server is online 24/7 for players to enjoy at any time.
What special features does the server offer?	Some special features include invisible item frames, custom economy shops, vein-mining, and custom armor stands.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Epic Shields Constructed:	21
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	3975
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

MogMaster Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of getting absolutely wrecked by blackopscel on every Minecraft server you join? Well, fear no more because on our server, blackopscel is just a mere mortal like the rest of us. That’s right, no more getting your virtual girlfriend stolen by some glowy dude who thinks he’s all that. Join us and finally have a chance at keeping your virtual relationships intact! Plus, rumor has it that blackopscel once tried to fight a creeper with his bare hands and ended up blowing up half the server. So if you’re looking for some explosive entertainment, look no further! Join now and let’s see if you can survive the chaos that is blackopscel.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	8970

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

The Beautiful Future Minecraft SMP

American dream, Beautiful, bright future, Future, GREATNESS, growth, Hope, inspiring, Minecraft, nation, opportunity, optimism, positivity, Potential, progress, PROMISING.., prosperity, smp, success, united states, Usa, vision

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the future of the USA is so bright, you gotta wear shades! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic builds, and non-stop laughter.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear! But shh, don’t tell anyone 😉

Oh, and did I mention that our server is actually run by a group of super intelligent dolphins who have mastered the art of Minecraft? Yeah, you heard me right. These dolphins are so smart, they can build a skyscraper with their flippers tied behind their backs.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a rare breed of flying pigs who will grant you three wishes if you can catch them. Trust me, those wishes come in handy when you’re trying to defeat the Ender Dragon or build a roller coaster that goes to the moon.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our Minecraft SMP and experience the craziest, most hilarious version of the USA you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything is possible!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	430	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Farms Harvested:	836
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Endless Night Skies:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	25
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2