StupidCraft Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of arguing with villagers who just don’t get it? Join our Minecraft server and leave those dumb NPCs behind! Our server is filled with intelligent players who will actually listen to your ideas and have meaningful conversations about block placement and mob farming techniques.

Plus, we have a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or lead the rebellion against our feathered overlords? The choice is yours on our crazy Minecraft server!

But wait, there’s more! We have a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds at the bottom of a lava pit guarded by a pack of rabid wolves. Can you survive the challenge and claim the riches for yourself? Only the bravest and most skilled players will succeed on our server.

So why waste your time arguing with stupid villagers when you can join our wacky Minecraft server and embark on epic adventures with chickens, wolves, and treasure chests? Join us now and let the madness begin!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	22	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

The Legacy SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Legacy SMP is a Towny server modeled after the British Parliament, active for a year with a new season underway. Offering a 27/7 online experience, it features active towns, a thriving economy, frequent events, anti-cheat measures, an auction house, jobs plugin, MCMMO skills, optional wars, player shops, daily vote rewards, an admin shop, and a supportive staff. Embracing a mock government setup, the server incorporates plugins like Towny, Dynmap, and Graves with regular updates. Compatible across Xbox, PS4, Mobile, PC/Computer, and Nintendo Switch, those interested can join the server’s Discord community at https://discord.gg/3Xf4vdPJcE.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	5

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Cosmo Survival

Economy, Survival

Family Friendly Survival Server with crates, shops, ranks, events, silktouching spawners, auctionhouse, giveaways and more! Please be respectful to others and have fun! Still in beta testing! Report any bugs to staff online! 1.20.1 with cherry trees and new updates!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	10

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

SimpleZone

Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Introducing SimpleZone, a friendly server that brings a new level of fun, excitement, and adventure to your Minecraft experience. Our focus is on simple yet unique additions that enhance your everyday gameplay. We are starting with Survival, and there’s even more witty and enjoyable content coming your way soon!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chimeras Created:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Towns Built:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Meteorites Collected:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Astoria

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Java IP: play.astoria.gg Discord: discord.gg/astoria Store: store.astoria.ggWelcome to Astoria, an exciting server built from the ground up with the player experience in mind. The Astoria server is laid-back, has strict no-grief/no-troll rules, and is an SMP style server where the community is valued more than anything else.Even though Astoria offers a huge variety of features, and plugins, to enhance your gameplay; such as Custom Enchants, Lands Claims, Boss Dungeons, and more; we always strive to preserve the authentic Minecraft experience.The survival world has a border of 20k x 20k, meaning plenty of room to find the ideal build spot, and both the End and Nether worlds are completely borderless!You can support the server by voting daily, every vote is a step closer to ranking up and gives you awesome rewards like money and flight time!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Friends Zone

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

The best survival server for Minecraft 1.20.4 (Brazil)• Slimefun • Jobs • Pets • mcMMO • GriefPrevention • Mobs To EggsCross-Platform! IP Bedrock: 190.115.198.224 – Porta 10002

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20	Elemental Crystals Collected:	73
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

idkSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

A 1.18 Minecraft Server that gets new updates every week. Bedrock IP: tempomc.com | Port: 19132 We offer: – friendly community – claims – chill environment (not serious)

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Mine Down Under

Economy, PvE, Survival

An Australian Survival Server, with crossplay compatibility with Java and bedrock. This server is very friendly, and is semi-vanilla. You can use /RTP when you spawn, to get teleported to wilderness. There is also a market area where you can rent a shop for selling items to other players. There are some plugins for convenience and Quality-of-Life, such as Sleepmost, Dynmap, TreeAssist, Griefprevention, and ChestShop. Bedrock players can connect with play.minedownunder.com:19132There’s also some NPCs living in the spawn hub, who offer small quests for in-game currency rewards, and I’m working on adding more.We have also have a discord community to go with the server at discord.gg/nFWs4GBZ7F Dynmap: http://minedownunder.com:8123 The rules are pretty basic, no griefing, no excessive profanity, no cheating.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Chimeras Created:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

TerraCraft

Earth, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

EN: Join our community with professional people and a unique way of playing. We are waiting for you to join: mc.terracraft.one We have unique game modes and will be here for you with all you need. RO: Come to our community with professional people and a unique game mode. We are waiting for you to enter too: mc.terracraft.one We have unique game modes and we will be here for you with everything you need.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Villages Defended:	11
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

CrankHouse Semi-Anarchy Survival

Anarchy, Survival, Vanilla

CrankHouse is a Semi-Anarchy Survival SMP and our primary goal revolves around making sure mob rates, caps, and behaviors are as vanilla as possible while also ensuring a stable play environment for client and non-client alike.Server is currently running on versions from 1.17 to 1.20To ensure STABILITY we have spared no expense on the most current and top-of-the-line hardware we could get our hands-on.Although here on CrankHouse we do openly allow the usage of “modded/hacked” clients, there is a limit. This limit it here so you can use the mods/clients without being able to abuse people with what we’d consider as frowned upon hack/modules (offhand bans, chunk bans, etc) In response to these you’ll be kicked automatically and repeatedly until module in question is no longer activated (safe server)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NXbSZ13cfNghttps://crankhouse.net/

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Potions Brewed:	25	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	526	Dragonkin Hatched:	2

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

AphelionMC

Economy, LifeSteal, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

AphelionMC is a Minecraft SMP Network server focused on high-quality game content. bedrock and java compatible, custom plugins + scripts, dungeon bosses, balanced economy and much more!! join us today and be part of our amazing community!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Dragons Tamed:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Gods Realm Romania

Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Hello, this community has recently opened and we are working on it every day to make it as good as possible and to offer you a unique experience with us. The community was opened especially for a Minecraft server, but in time we will expand to more games requested by all of you!Forum: https://gods-realm.ro/forum/ Store: https://gods-realm.ro/store/ Server IP: [b]Play.Gods-Realm.Ro[/b]

Discord: https://gods-realm.ro/discord/

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Valatic

Earth, OneBlock, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

A remarkable server experience featuring trending game-modes such as Earth SMP, Oneblock, and much more. We pride ourselves on ensuring our players are well taken care of and our community is a non-toxic friendly place. Valatic game-modes are loaded with unique features as well as a lag free experience for all users. Join Valatic today for a one of a kind experience.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crops Grown:	9500	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	111	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Oasis Network

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival, Towny

Oasis Network (Formerly Demon Slayer Corps)Welcome to the worlds first demon slayer server! We offer quests, land claiming, economy, custom abilities, and more!We just added in Pixelmon! Its a player voted favorite and we think you would love it too! come join!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Servvival Network

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Servvival Network aims to create an enhanced Minecraft experience centered around the players. Our goal is to give a smooth experience to the players so they can unleash their creativity! We want to establish a fun and friendly community where everyone feels welcomed. Every player has a voice on the server that we value; express your opinion and ideas about the server. Many additions have been made to the server after the feedback we received. Your opinion matters! The server is free to play, and we disapprove of pay-to-win mechanics and perks; everyone should be able to play fairly.Server IP: play.servvival.net Discord: https://discord.servvival.net

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Ores Mined:	9444
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

RomanMC

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Gods Slained:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.