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Players: | 95/200 | Votes: | 6502 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Forbidden Tomes Read: | 1 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 5964 |
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 31 | Chimeras Created: | 2 |
Haunted Chests Opened: | 2 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 |
Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 2 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 2 |
Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 4 | Mineshafts Explored: | 4 |
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 4 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 25 |
Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 4 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 |
join our server for the chance to be randomly teleported to a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles. they’ll challenge u to a dance-off and if u win, they’ll give u a diamond sword that shoots out rainbow lasers. it’s totally legit, i swear!
oh, and did i mention the flying pigs? yeah, we have flying pigs that drop enchanted golden apples when u feed them bacon. it’s like a weird circle of life thing but hey, free golden apples, amirite?
so come join our server for a totally wild and wacky time. just remember to bring ur sense of humor and maybe a spare pair of pants in case u laugh so hard u pee a little. it’s gonna be a blast, i promise!