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Players: | 94/300 | Votes: | 735 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Cursed Lands Purified: | 7 | Ores Mined: | 8647 |
Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 20 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 34 |
Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 8 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 3 |
Gods Slained: | 1 | Zombie Dances: | 0 |
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 5 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 6 |
Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 2900 |
Herobrine Sightings: | 2 | Magical Moments Shared: | 27 |
join our server for the chance to be randomly teleported to a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles. they’ll challenge u to a dance-off and if u win, they’ll give u a diamond sword that shoots out rainbow lasers. it’s totally legit, i swear!
oh, and did i mention the flying pigs? yeah, we have flying pigs that drop enchanted golden apples when u feed them bacon. it’s like a weird circle of life thing but hey, free golden apples, amirite?
so come join our server for a totally wild and wacky time. just remember to bring ur sense of humor and maybe a spare pair of pants in case u laugh so hard u pee a little. it’s gonna be a blast, i promise!