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Players: | 90/200 | Votes: | 5207 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Mysterious Portals Opened: | 20 | Animals Bred: | 93 |
Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 3 |
Magical Frogs Kissed: | 6 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 41 |
Arcane Towers Raised: | 1 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 1 |
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 8 | Undead Armies Raised: | 4 |
Endless Legions Commanded: | 43 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 |
Magic Crystals Found: | 17 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 10 |
join our server for the chance to be randomly teleported to a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles. they’ll challenge u to a dance-off and if u win, they’ll give u a diamond sword that shoots out rainbow lasers. it’s totally legit, i swear!
oh, and did i mention the flying pigs? yeah, we have flying pigs that drop enchanted golden apples when u feed them bacon. it’s like a weird circle of life thing but hey, free golden apples, amirite?
so come join our server for a totally wild and wacky time. just remember to bring ur sense of humor and maybe a spare pair of pants in case u laugh so hard u pee a little. it’s gonna be a blast, i promise!