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Players: | 106/100 | Votes: | 1144 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 25 | Infinity Stones Found: | 3 |
Gryphons Tamed: | 3 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 |
Gnome Villages Protected: | 5 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 11 |
Dragon Scales Harvested: | 231 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 |
Buildings Constructed: | 47 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 5 |
Magical Familiars Summoned: | 4 | Battle Standards Raised: | 10 |
Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 7 | Crops Grown: | 4439 |
join our server for the chance to be randomly teleported to a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles. they’ll challenge u to a dance-off and if u win, they’ll give u a diamond sword that shoots out rainbow lasers. it’s totally legit, i swear!
oh, and did i mention the flying pigs? yeah, we have flying pigs that drop enchanted golden apples when u feed them bacon. it’s like a weird circle of life thing but hey, free golden apples, amirite?
so come join our server for a totally wild and wacky time. just remember to bring ur sense of humor and maybe a spare pair of pants in case u laugh so hard u pee a little. it’s gonna be a blast, i promise!