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Players: | 95/800 | Votes: | 3849 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Enchantments Applied: | 63 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 |
Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 3 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 5 |
Endless Legions Commanded: | 50 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 22 |
Vanishing Items Found: | 3 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 5 |
Arcane Towers Raised: | 1 | Void Armor Forged: | 17 |
Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 15 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 4 |
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 5 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 4 |
join our server for the chance to be randomly teleported to a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles. they’ll challenge u to a dance-off and if u win, they’ll give u a diamond sword that shoots out rainbow lasers. it’s totally legit, i swear!
oh, and did i mention the flying pigs? yeah, we have flying pigs that drop enchanted golden apples when u feed them bacon. it’s like a weird circle of life thing but hey, free golden apples, amirite?
so come join our server for a totally wild and wacky time. just remember to bring ur sense of humor and maybe a spare pair of pants in case u laugh so hard u pee a little. it’s gonna be a blast, i promise!