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Players: | 97/400 | Votes: | 151 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 |
Alien Abductions: | 0 | Votes: | 4776 |
Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 4 | Orbs of Power Found: | 9 |
Volcanoes Explored: | 3 | Holy Grails Found: | 5 |
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 1 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 2 |
Immortal Anvils Forged: | 14 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 |
Glorious Feasts Held: | 11 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 |
join our server for the chance to be randomly teleported to a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles. they’ll challenge u to a dance-off and if u win, they’ll give u a diamond sword that shoots out rainbow lasers. it’s totally legit, i swear!
oh, and did i mention the flying pigs? yeah, we have flying pigs that drop enchanted golden apples when u feed them bacon. it’s like a weird circle of life thing but hey, free golden apples, amirite?
so come join our server for a totally wild and wacky time. just remember to bring ur sense of humor and maybe a spare pair of pants in case u laugh so hard u pee a little. it’s gonna be a blast, i promise!