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Players: | 103/1000 | Votes: | 4612 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 7 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 9 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 |
Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 38 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 6 |
Titan Hearts Harvested: | 4 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 1 |
Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 7 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 4 |
Eerie Music Discs Played: | 2 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 3 |
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 |
join our server for the chance to be randomly teleported to a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles. they’ll challenge u to a dance-off and if u win, they’ll give u a diamond sword that shoots out rainbow lasers. it’s totally legit, i swear!
oh, and did i mention the flying pigs? yeah, we have flying pigs that drop enchanted golden apples when u feed them bacon. it’s like a weird circle of life thing but hey, free golden apples, amirite?
so come join our server for a totally wild and wacky time. just remember to bring ur sense of humor and maybe a spare pair of pants in case u laugh so hard u pee a little. it’s gonna be a blast, i promise!