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Players: | 94/1000 | Votes: | 1336 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 4 |
Titan Hearts Harvested: | 3 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 5 |
Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 |
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 |
Horror Stories Survived: | 2 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 6 |
Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 10 |
Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 19 |
join our server for the chance to be randomly teleported to a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles. they’ll challenge u to a dance-off and if u win, they’ll give u a diamond sword that shoots out rainbow lasers. it’s totally legit, i swear!
oh, and did i mention the flying pigs? yeah, we have flying pigs that drop enchanted golden apples when u feed them bacon. it’s like a weird circle of life thing but hey, free golden apples, amirite?
so come join our server for a totally wild and wacky time. just remember to bring ur sense of humor and maybe a spare pair of pants in case u laugh so hard u pee a little. it’s gonna be a blast, i promise!