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Players: | 91/200 | Votes: | 4523 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 7 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 4 |
Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 9 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 60 |
Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 4 | Love Letters Sent: | 11 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 |
Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 6 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 6 |
Evil Lairs Raided: | 3 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 5 |
Immortal Anvils Forged: | 6 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 6 |
join our server for the chance to be randomly teleported to a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles. they’ll challenge u to a dance-off and if u win, they’ll give u a diamond sword that shoots out rainbow lasers. it’s totally legit, i swear!
oh, and did i mention the flying pigs? yeah, we have flying pigs that drop enchanted golden apples when u feed them bacon. it’s like a weird circle of life thing but hey, free golden apples, amirite?
so come join our server for a totally wild and wacky time. just remember to bring ur sense of humor and maybe a spare pair of pants in case u laugh so hard u pee a little. it’s gonna be a blast, i promise!