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Players: | 90/1000 | Votes: | 9258 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Living Shadows Defeated: | 1 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 25 |
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 4 |
Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 4 | Magic Crystals Found: | 14 |
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 |
Vanishing Structures Built: | 1 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 |
Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 9 | Endless Night Skies: | 2 |
Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 |
join our server for the chance to be randomly teleported to a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles. they’ll challenge u to a dance-off and if u win, they’ll give u a diamond sword that shoots out rainbow lasers. it’s totally legit, i swear!
oh, and did i mention the flying pigs? yeah, we have flying pigs that drop enchanted golden apples when u feed them bacon. it’s like a weird circle of life thing but hey, free golden apples, amirite?
so come join our server for a totally wild and wacky time. just remember to bring ur sense of humor and maybe a spare pair of pants in case u laugh so hard u pee a little. it’s gonna be a blast, i promise!