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Players: | 101/900 | Votes: | 5856 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 7 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 22 |
Spectral Entities Defeated: | 5 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 |
Rainbows Spotted: | 6 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 |
Divine Relics Bestowed: | 10 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 |
Zombie Dances: | 5 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 |
Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 5 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 39 |
Enchanted Forests Planted: | 9 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 7 |
join our server for the chance to be randomly teleported to a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles. they’ll challenge u to a dance-off and if u win, they’ll give u a diamond sword that shoots out rainbow lasers. it’s totally legit, i swear!
oh, and did i mention the flying pigs? yeah, we have flying pigs that drop enchanted golden apples when u feed them bacon. it’s like a weird circle of life thing but hey, free golden apples, amirite?
so come join our server for a totally wild and wacky time. just remember to bring ur sense of humor and maybe a spare pair of pants in case u laugh so hard u pee a little. it’s gonna be a blast, i promise!