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Players: | 90/200 | Votes: | 4218 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 5 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 13 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 3422 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 7 |
Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 3 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 2 |
Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 10 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 4 |
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 7 | Volcanoes Explored: | 2 |
Unseen Monsters Slain: | 1 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 1 |
Phantom Rings Equipped: | 5 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 |
join our server for the chance to be randomly teleported to a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles. they’ll challenge u to a dance-off and if u win, they’ll give u a diamond sword that shoots out rainbow lasers. it’s totally legit, i swear!
oh, and did i mention the flying pigs? yeah, we have flying pigs that drop enchanted golden apples when u feed them bacon. it’s like a weird circle of life thing but hey, free golden apples, amirite?
so come join our server for a totally wild and wacky time. just remember to bring ur sense of humor and maybe a spare pair of pants in case u laugh so hard u pee a little. it’s gonna be a blast, i promise!