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Players: | 100/600 | Votes: | 7680 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Elemental Crystals Collected: | 83 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 |
Cosmic Pies Baked: | 5 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 |
Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 |
Phantom Rings Equipped: | 8 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 4 |
Celestial Beings Befriended: | 5 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 |
Lunar Scepters Activated: | 3 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 18 |
Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 18 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 |
join our server for the chance to be randomly teleported to a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles. they’ll challenge u to a dance-off and if u win, they’ll give u a diamond sword that shoots out rainbow lasers. it’s totally legit, i swear!
oh, and did i mention the flying pigs? yeah, we have flying pigs that drop enchanted golden apples when u feed them bacon. it’s like a weird circle of life thing but hey, free golden apples, amirite?
so come join our server for a totally wild and wacky time. just remember to bring ur sense of humor and maybe a spare pair of pants in case u laugh so hard u pee a little. it’s gonna be a blast, i promise!