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Players: | 100/700 | Votes: | 5666 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 |
Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 9 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 |
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Divine Spears Created: | 20 |
Invisible Walls Found: | 4 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 2 |
Whispering Shadows Heard: | 4 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 4 |
Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 13 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 |
Dark Rituals Completed: | 5 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 |
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