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Players: | 105/1000 | Votes: | 8257 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Legendary Scepters Created: | 2 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 4 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | Invisible Walls Found: | 3 |
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 43 |
Underground Cities Explored: | 3 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 2 |
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 0 |
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 41 |
Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 23 |
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