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Players: | 99/200 | Votes: | 8811 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Crystal Caves Mapped: | 2 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 4 |
Royal Decrees Issued: | 1 | Chimeras Created: | 4 |
Meteorites Collected: | 3 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 3 |
Cozy Campfires Lit: | 23 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 21 |
Endless Legions Commanded: | 18 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 0 |
Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 | Astral Projections Made: | 3 |
Titan Hearts Harvested: | 5 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 |
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