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Players: | 94/800 | Votes: | 162 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 26 | Enchantments Applied: | 193 |
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 8 |
Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 5 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 |
Divine Relics Bestowed: | 13 | Infernal Machines Built: | 0 |
Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 |
Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 13 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 3 |
Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 9 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 2 |
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