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Players: | 102/800 | Votes: | 9188 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Immortal Potions Brewed: | 4 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 |
Enchanted Forests Planted: | 11 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 7 |
Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 1 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 84 |
Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 3 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 18 |
Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 8 |
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 2 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
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So come join us on the craziest Minecraft server around. Who needs strip clubs when you have virtual adventures waiting for you? Let’s build, mine, and laugh our way to victory!