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Players: | 102/200 | Votes: | 1818 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Demon Skulls Collected: | 18 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 |
Shadow Figures Spotted: | 7 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 |
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 8 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 5778 |
Royal Courts Attended: | 3 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 8 |
Rainbows Spotted: | 4 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 6 |
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 4 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 6 |
Rune Stones Activated: | 7 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
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