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Players: | 97/700 | Votes: | 507 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Soul Swords Wielded: | 2 | Buildings Constructed: | 16 |
Magical Moments Shared: | 8 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 18 |
Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 10 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 |
Divine Relics Bestowed: | 9 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 7 |
Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 28 |
Talking Trees Consulted: | 4 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 7 |
Epic Mounts Acquired: | 4 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 |
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