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Players: | 96/800 | Votes: | 288 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 2 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 10 |
Volcanoes Explored: | 2 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 9 |
Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 4 | Gryphons Tamed: | 1 |
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 52 | Chimeras Created: | 3 |
Horror Stories Survived: | 4 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 4 |
Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 |
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 | Void Gems Collected: | 18 |
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