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Players: | 92/400 | Votes: | 799 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Epic Battles Fought: | 16 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 2 |
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 39 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 4 |
Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 18 |
Buildings Constructed: | 45 | Vanishing Items Found: | 4 |
Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 |
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 |
Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 5 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 5 |
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