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Players: | 92/800 | Votes: | 5190 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Dragonkin Hatched: | 4 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 |
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 41 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 10 |
Mythical Relics Collected: | 8 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 |
Divine Spears Created: | 10 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 17 |
Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 25 |
Villages Defended: | 16 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 |
Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 13 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 |
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