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Players: | 99/400 | Votes: | 3793 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Orbs of Power Found: | 11 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 5 |
Secret Passages Found: | 2 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 7 |
Demon Skulls Collected: | 27 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 10 |
Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 2 |
Cosmic Pies Baked: | 7 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 7 |
Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 9 | Enchantments Applied: | 235 |
Paranormal Events Investigated: | 3 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 |
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