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Players: | 110/500 | Votes: | 7204 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 1 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 8 |
Star Shards Collected: | 235 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 2 |
Ghost Minerβs Tools Found: | 2 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 |
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 4 |
Invisible Walls Found: | 2 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 |
Mythical Relics Collected: | 7 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 |
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