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Players: | 110/500 | Votes: | 4748 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Falling into the Void: | 3 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 6 |
Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 8 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 |
Dragon Scales Harvested: | 493 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 39 |
Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 18 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 |
Werewolf Howls Heard: | 3 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 23 |
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 7 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 |
Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 24 |
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