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Players: | 90/900 | Votes: | 6933 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 5 |
Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 4 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 9 |
Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 | Astral Projections Made: | 1 |
Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 |
Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 34 |
Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 1 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 |
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 4 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 3 |
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