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Players: | 107/100 | Votes: | 895 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 12 |
Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 7 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 4 |
Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 18 |
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 |
Forbidden Tomes Read: | 4 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 4 |
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 238 |
Witchβs Brew Drunk: | 9 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 6 |
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