StripClubBudget100

Argument, BI CURIOUS, BIASED, bimbo, Budget, Compliment, Entertainment, feelings, female friends, husband, Intimacy, joint account, lap dances, leering, Limits, naked women, Négotiation, overreacting, spending limit, strip club, StripClubBudget100

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	3958
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Star Shards Collected:	151

New Minecraft Servers

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all about your husband’s strip club escapades? Look no further! Our server is so immersive, you’ll be too busy building epic structures to even remember what a lap dance is!

Join our server and escape the drama of real life. No more arguments about strip club budgets or awkward conversations about bi-curiosity. Just pure, unadulterated fun in a blocky world.

Plus, our server is so addictive, your husband won’t even have time to think about his “side pieces” when you’re not around. He’ll be too busy trying to survive the night and avoid those pesky creepers.

So come join us on the craziest Minecraft server around. Who needs strip clubs when you have virtual adventures waiting for you? Let’s build, mine, and laugh our way to victory!

ChimneySurpriseMC SMP

chimney, ChimneySurpriseMC, christmas, COOKIES, December 25th, Festive, gift giving, HO HO HO, holiday, jolly, Magic, milk, naughty or nice, Presents, reindeer, santa, Sleigh, smp, St. Nick, stockings, Surprises, tradition

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	9604
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Holy Grails Found:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1

Bro, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP if you wanna see Santa get stuck in your chimney and have to mine his way out with a diamond pickaxe. It’s like a Christmas miracle meets a mining adventure, bro! Plus, there’s a secret underground base where the elves are actually aliens in disguise plotting to take over the world with their redstone contraptions. And don’t even get me started on the reindeer races we have every Saturday, it’s like Mario Kart but with flying deer, bro. So come join us and experience the craziest Christmas chaos you’ve ever seen in Minecraft!

Santa’s Sleepytime Server

bedtime, Central Time Zone, christmas, christmas eve, Eastern Time Zone, Festive, holiday, holiday spirit, insomnia, late night, night owls, Relaxation, REST, Santa Claus, Santa needs sleep, Santa’s helpers, Santas, Server, Sleep, Sleepytime, staying up, time zones, tired

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	5633
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	13
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Void Gems Collected:	30	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	3488	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Buildings Constructed:	47
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Hey you night owls in the Eastern and Central Time Zones, why waste your time sleeping when you could be joining our epic Minecraft server?! Santa Claus himself is counting on you to stay up and help him build the most magical Christmas village ever! Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll get special powers to fly around on Rudolph’s sleigh and deliver presents to all the good little creepers. So put on your pajamas, grab some hot cocoa, and join us for a night of festive fun on our server – Santa’s Workshop awaits!

CraftyCargoSink

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	8412
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Star Shards Collected:	267	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	4

lol, forget about that boring news, come join our epic minecraft server instead! why? well, because our server is so lit that even russian cargo ships are sinking in the mediterranean out of pure jealousy! true story, bro.

we got diamond armor for days, creepers that drop cookies instead of gunpowder, and a secret underground base where herobrine himself hangs out and plays pranks on unsuspecting players.

join us now and be part of the craziest minecraft adventure of your life! who needs real life drama when you can have virtual chaos on our server? come on, what are you waiting for? the russian cargo ships are already lining up to join us!

MNS Minecraft Network

Adventures, Bedwars, Challenges, Community, Creative, Friendly, Fun, Gaming, LifeSteal, minecraft network, multiplayer, ONLINE, PvE, PvP, Sandbox, Server, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	3705
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	354	Enchantments Applied:	91
Farms Harvested:	162	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4

MNS Minecraft Network: A fun, friendly server offering Survival, Skywars, Skyblock, and Lifesteal game modes. Join us for endless adventures and unique challenges!

mc.mnsnetwork.xyz

Mystic Mahjong Village 1.20.3

1.20.3, ASP, Bubbles, christmas, Chuubas, doko, doragon, femanon, fig, fortune, Haitei raoyue, Jong, kaavi, Khubie, mahjong, Mayo, MJG, mystic, News, PCG, sources, STREAMS, Threads, Under The Sea, Village, Vtuber, yaku

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	2167
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Secret Passages Found:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Dragons Tamed:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28

Yo, have you heard about this Christmas edition Minecraft server? It’s like, totally lit, bro. We got all the jong sources you could ever dream of, like, repo.riichi.moe and recent jong streams that will blow your mind. Plus, we have some jong chuubas that are a work in progress, but trust me, they’re gonna be epic.

And get this, there’s some crazy jong news going on – Anon is actually gonna make a new reentry, like, what even is reality anymore? Oh, and Khubie almost discarded something, but then Femanon smelled nice. Like, what? And don’t even get me started on Doragon’s latest video, it’s a must-watch.

But wait, there’s more! Kaavi’s fortune-telling is on point today, with Haitei raoyue being the lucky yaku. Under the sea, under the sea, nobody beat us, fry us, and eat us. Life is bubbles, bro.

So, if you wanna join a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as the jong world, then hop on board. We got threads for days, like /vt/pcg/, /vt/fig/, /vt/asp/, /vt/mayo/, /vm/doko, and /vg/mjg. It’s a whole new reality, man. Don’t miss out, join us now!

Gas Station Minecraft SMP Owner

business for seniors, business opportunities, business ownership, business ownership for beginners, Entrepreneurship, financial independence, Financial Security, gas, gas station ownership, investment opportunities, long-term investment., low maintenance business, low skill business, Minecraft, OWNER, passive income, profitable business, retirement income, retirement planning, retirement savings, small business investment, small business ownership, small business success, smp, Station

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	8786
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Void Armor Forged:	16	Backwards Speech Heard:	1

Are you tired of your boring old life? Looking for a new adventure that doesn’t require any skills? Well, look no further than our Minecraft SMP!

Join us and become the proud owner of a virtual gas station! That’s right, forget about real-life responsibilities and dive headfirst into the world of blocky fuel pumps and pixelated customers.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground dungeon beneath the gas station filled with treasure and rare items. Will you be brave enough to explore its depths and claim your riches?

So what are you waiting for? Leave your real-world problems behind and join our wacky Minecraft SMP today!

Gifts2Blocks Minecraft Server

books, child, christmas gifts, consideration, distant relative, donation, Excessive, Generosity, Gifts2Blocks, Grateful, low-income, Minecraft, overwhelmed, re-donating, RELATIVES, Rude, Server, thoughtful, toy drive, Toys, ungrateful, upper middle-class

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	1470
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17
Farms Harvested:	376	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Enchantments Applied:	180

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as generous as that distant “relative” who showers kids with toys from a toy drive? Look no further! Join our server and receive an overwhelming amount of gifts and surprises that will leave you questioning if you really deserve them.

We don’t just stop at one or two gifts – oh no! We believe in excess and abundance, just like that “relative” who took 40 toys from a toy drive and distributed them like Santa on steroids. Who needs moderation when you can have it all, am I right?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like finding out that those gifts were actually meant for kids in need. You never know what kind of crazy surprises await you around every pixelated corner.

So come on down to our Minecraft server and experience the joy of receiving way more than you ever expected. Just make sure to pass on the love and share the wealth with others – we don’t want any ungrateful players hoarding all the virtual goodies!

CraftmasFamBam

christmas, Communication Issues, CraftmasFamBam, family celebration, family dynamics, first responder, guilt trip, holiday plans, holiday traditions, husband’s family, long drive, not going, passive aggressive, rotating shift, Schedule, social battery, spending time, stressful job, weather concerns, WIBTAH

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	3352
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22
Astral Amulets Crafted:	24	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5

Are you tired of dealing with family drama during the holidays? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can build your own family of blocky characters who will never guilt trip you for working on Christmas!

Our server is the perfect place to unwind after a long day of saving lives as a first responder. No more passive aggressive texts or guilt trips here – just pure, unadulterated fun in a virtual world.

Plus, on our server, you can build a virtual replica of your husband’s family’s house and drive there in a fraction of the time it would take in real life. Who needs a 90-minute drive when you can teleport instantly?

So come join us on our Minecraft server and leave all your holiday stress behind. Build, explore, and most importantly, avoid awkward family gatherings with the click of a mouse. You won’t regret it!

BoomerMinerCraft

10. Life experiences, 11. Work perceptions, 12. Occupational shifts, 13. Industry changes, 14. Career disillusionment, 15. Personal growth, 16. Work life balance, 17. Job fulfillment, 18. Career choices, 19. Professional development, 2. Changing perspectives, 20. Job prestige., 3. Career evolution, 4. Impressionable professions, 5. Job disillusionment, 6. Growing older, 7. Professional expectations, 8. Career reflections, 9. Job satisfaction, Aging perceptions, BoomerMinerCraft

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	963
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Farms Harvested:	920
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Demon Skulls Collected:	13	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Are you tired of your boring day job that has become less impressive as you’ve gotten older? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can leave behind your mundane profession and become a professional block builder! No more sitting in boring meetings or dealing with annoying coworkers, just you and your trusty pickaxe creating epic structures in a virtual world.

Join our server and become the envy of all your friends as you build a giant statue of a chicken riding a pig, or a castle made entirely of diamond blocks. Who needs a boring old office job when you can spend your days creating masterpieces in Minecraft?

So come on, leave behind the real world and join us on our server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the number of blocks you have in your inventory). Trust us, once you start building, you’ll never look back at your old profession again!

Peeing Champ Server

bathroom breaks, bathroom records, bathroom world record, bathroom world record holder, bathroom world records, bladder control, Champ, lifetime world record, nobody will ever know, pee breaks, Peeing, restroom visits, Server, urinary frequency, urinary habits, urinary health, urinary records, urinary system, urinary world record, urinary world record holder, world record holder

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	9641
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Runes Activated:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	20

join our epic minecraft server and be part of the quest to uncover the mystery of the legendary peepee champion! rumour has it that this elusive player has peed over 9000 times in-game, leaving a trail of golden puddles wherever they go. will you be the one to dethrone them and claim the title of peepee king? or will you join forces with the peepee champion and create a pee empire that will go down in minecraft history? the choice is yours, but one thing is for sure: on this server, anything is possible, even becoming a pee legend. so grab your pickaxe and get ready to embark on the wildest adventure of your minecraft life!

TheAbyss

Adventure, command blocks, Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, KitPvP, MCMMO, Minecraft, Minigames, Modded, Pixelmon, Prison, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Redstone, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	238
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	15	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	44	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Players Killed by Monsters:	7174
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2

Welcome to TheAbyss. This is a one of a kind Factions server based off olg gen spigot servers. Please have a good time and respect all staff members. If youd like to apply for staff please contact one of the following owners. OfficialScheck Experience

Play.TheAbyss.pro

MineSy Network

Adventure, building, Challenges, collaboration, Community, dedsafio, floating island, innovation, Minecraft, MineSy Network, OneBlock, Parkour, parkour courses, Precision, Private Experience, private servers, Resources, skill, Skyblock, strategy, Survival, Territory

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	4266
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	New Chunks Explored:	726904
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3

MineSy Network is a Minecraft server designed to offer a unique and exciting experience for players of all levels. With a wide variety of its own modalities, MineSy Network stands out for its innovation and its commitment to community fun. Among the available modalities, you will find: Survival: Live a classic survival experience with a unique twist. Explore a vibrant world full of challenges, build your home and forge your adventure alongside other players. Parkour: Test your skill and precision with parkour courses specially designed to keep you on the edge. From simple challenges to extreme obstacles, prove you’re the best! Dedsafio: An exclusive MineSy Network modality where ingenuity, strategy and collaboration are key. Get ready to face unique tests that will keep you hooked. Skyblock: Start on a small floating island and build your empire in the sky. Collect resources, expand your territory and master this popular mod with the creative twists of MineSy Network. Private Servers: Are you looking to play with your friends in a personalized environment? MineSy Network offers private servers so you can create your own unique experience and play your way.

With an active community and a team dedicated to constant content development, MineSy Network is the ideal place to enjoy everything Minecraft has to offer, and much more!

play.minesy.net

Oh Yeah Land 1.20.1

1.20.1, Events, Experience, flashback, History, Incident, Land, looking back, Memories, memory lane, Nostalgia, occurrence, oh yeah, past events, Recollection, Reflection, Reminiscing, Story, Tale, that happened, Throwback, yeah, yesteryears

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	6181
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	32
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Dimension Hops:	8	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

Hey, do you like Minecraft? Do you like weird and wacky adventures? Well, boy do I have the server for you! Join our server and experience the thrill of exploring crazy biomes and battling mythical creatures. Plus, you might just stumble upon a secret underground lair filled with treasure and diamonds! Don’t miss out on the chance to ride a rainbow unicorn into battle against a giant zombie chicken. It’s a wild ride that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the most mind-bending Minecraft experience of your life!

Face App Minecraft SMP

aging app, app, Artificial Intelligence, beauty enhancement, digital makeover, face, face transformation, faceapp, facial recognition, FILTERS, image editing software, Minecraft, online editing tool, photo editing, photo editing app, photo effects, photo manipulation, photo retouching, selfie, smartphone app, smp, social media, viral app.

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	1920
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Void Armor Forged:	10
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Magic Items Found:	4033

Are you tired of looking like a basic Steve or Alex in Minecraft? Well, look no further because on our server, FaceApp, we have a special plugin that allows you to customize your character’s face with hilarious filters! Want to give your character a mustache or make them look like a baby? We’ve got you covered!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has amassed a chicken army so large that they have taken over an entire village! Join us on FaceApp and help either overthrow the Chicken King or join forces with them to rule over all of Minecraft!

If that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a secret underground disco party where players can show off their best dance moves and win prizes! So what are you waiting for? Join FaceApp today and experience the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft SMP out there!

NoFunCraft Minecraft Server

arizona, brother, Commitment, Communication, complaining, Conversation, demoralizing, downhill walking, Fun, gravity, Honesty, honesty in relationships, Minecraft, nature hikes, NoFunCraft, opinion, passenger princess, satisfaction, Server, uphill walking, vacation, walking uphill

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	8782
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Votes:	2501
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	6984	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	24	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where honesty is the best policy! If you’re tired of pretending to have fun on other servers, then this is the place for you. Just like the time I was on a nature hike with my brother in Arizona, I didn’t sugarcoat my feelings about walking uphill. And just like how I told my brother I wasn’t having fun, I’ll tell you straight up if I’m not enjoying myself here.

But don’t worry, there’s plenty of fun to be had on our server! We have epic builds, crazy minigames, and a community that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. So come join us and experience the most honest and hilarious Minecraft server around. Who needs fake fun when you can have real laughs?