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Players: | 98/200 | Votes: | 4793 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Dragon Scales Harvested: | 322 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 4 |
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 |
Crystal Caves Mapped: | 8 | Divine Spears Created: | 16 |
Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 |
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 4 | Towns Built: | 5 |
Cursed Lands Purified: | 9 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 3 |
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 6 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 6 |
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