| Players: | 94/700 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Royal Courts Attended: | 4 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 1 | Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.
We’ve got grand assaults, limit break assaults, and even 2x Normals/Scrimmages for all you PvP lovers out there. And if that’s not enough, we’ve got events like “Balancing Schale’s Books with the General Student Council” – because who doesn’t love a good bookkeeping challenge in Minecraft?
But wait, there’s more! Join now and you might just encounter Gregorius in an indoors torment with heavy armor – talk about a boss battle like no other! And if you’re lucky, you might even come across the Fury of Set in a field with special armor – it’s like a Minecraft fantasy come to life!
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the craziest, most outrageous adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world of Minecraft. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be a wild ride)!
| Players: | 95/600 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 2 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 1 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”
Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, BOOM! A trap door opens beneath you and you fall into a pit of lava. But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! We promise you’ll be laughing as you watch your friends get pranked left and right.
And that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground maze filled with twists, turns, and deadly creatures. Only the bravest players will make it out alive, but hey, at least you’ll have a great story to tell your friends!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a wild ride of ambush traps and outrageous adventures. Just remember to watch your back at all times – you never know what crazy surprises await you around the corner!
| Players: | 99/700 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 3 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 3 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 5 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!
But wait, there’s more! In this crazy world, you’ll have to buy special items to encode over 4k60 because why make things easy when you can make them ridiculously complicated?
Join us for insane adventures, unexpected twists, and a community of players who are just as bonkers as you are. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness!
| Players: | 104/900 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 5 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 3 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 2 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 4 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!
| Players: | 106/400 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 55 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 10 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.
Join us if you want to experience heart-pounding excitement as you navigate through treacherous dungeons, build epic structures, and engage in epic battles with giant chickens (yes, you read that right). Who needs nicotine and coffee when you have the adrenaline rush of exploring our wild and wacky world?
So come on, join us and leave those chest pains in the dust as you dive headfirst into the insanity that awaits you on our Minecraft SMP. Trust us, you won’t regret it (but your abs might regret all the laughter-induced workouts)!
| Players: | 95/800 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 391 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 18 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 5 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 |
Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.
Server with anarchy and future survival with custom items!
| Players: | 94/700 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Farms Harvested: | 970 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 8 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 46 |
Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.
| Players: | 90/800 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 29 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 7 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.
But that’s not all – we’ve also got a Snootboorus for all your art needs (just no GVH allowed, sorry not sorry) and a Snoot fic spreadsheet that will have you laughing and crying at the same time. And don’t forget about our Snoot AI Chatbots, because who wouldn’t want to chat with a virtual caveman?
So come join us on our server and experience Minecraft like never before. Just watch out for those exploding sheep – they’re a real blast!
| Players: | 103/200 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 | New Chunks Explored: | 256014 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 2 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 5 |
Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.
Join us for epic adventures where pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers tell knock-knock jokes. Our community is filled with quirky characters who will keep you laughing non-stop. And don’t even get us started on the treasure hunts – rumor has it that the legendary diamond sword of derpiness is hidden somewhere in the depths of the Nether.
So if you’re ready to embrace the chaos, join us on this wacky Minecraft server where the only rule is to have fun and never take yourself too seriously. Who knows, you might even run into Tulio himself sporting his fabulous $5 wig!
| Players: | 108/200 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 19 |
| Farms Harvested: | 242 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 6 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.
Join us and embark on a journey to not only build epic structures and survive the treacherous world of Minecraft, but also to become the next big movie star! With BASEDtista as your guide, you’ll learn the art of acting while slaying creepers and mining diamonds. Who knew that becoming a Minecraft legend could also lead to an Oscar nomination?
So what are you waiting for? Join us on BASEDtista’s Minecraft SMP and start your path to fame and fortune today!
| Players: | 100/200 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 8 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 40 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 1 | Enchantments Applied: | 269 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!
FaZe Jev, also known as Jason Eugene, is a prominent internet personality and professional gamer, known for his impressive skills in the Call of Duty franchise. He is a member of the popular gaming group FaZe Clan and has amassed a large following on his YouTube channel and Twitch streams. Jev is known for his entertaining content, high-energy gameplay, and humorous commentary, making him a beloved figure in the gaming community.
| Players: | 100/800 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 4 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!
Join our server for the chance to ride on the back of a flying pig while shooting rainbows out of your hands. Build a castle made entirely out of cheese and defend it from an army of evil llamas. Or how about starting a dance party with a group of friendly zombies? The possibilities are endless on our server!
So why wait? Join now and experience the madness for yourself. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!
| Players: | 90/700 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Meteorites Collected: | 2 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 |
| Villages Defended: | 19 | Love Letters Sent: | 12 |
Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.
For our Spanish-speaking players, ¡te prometemos que no encontrarás tus memekicks nunca más! En este servidor, jugarás al fútbol de posesión y te divertirás como nunca antes. ¡Únete ahora y prepárate para la locura!
| Players: | 96/100 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 8 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 20 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 18 | Blood Moons Survived: | 0 |
Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.
On our server, you can build your own voting machine out of redstone and pistons, ensuring that your vote is always counted (unless a creeper blows it up, of course). And if you’re feeling extra ambitious, you can run for mayor of our virtual town and implement your own crazy voting rules – majority rule by sheep, anyone?
But beware, there are rumors of voter fraud happening in our server as well. Some players have been accused of stuffing the virtual ballot box with stacks of diamonds in exchange for power. Will you be a hero and expose the corruption, or will you join the dark side and become a corrupt politician yourself?
So come on down to our Minecraft server, where the only thing more chaotic than the redstone contraptions is the political landscape. Who needs real-world drama when you can have all the excitement and intrigue right here in our virtual world? Join now and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 100/400 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 6 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 | Herobrine Sightings: | 10 |
Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.
| Players: | 106/600 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 6 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 4 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 5 |
Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.
