| Players: | 101/600 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 36 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 1 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 16 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!
| Players: | 91/500 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 1 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 1 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 4 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.
| Players: | 90/800 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 10 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 8 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 9 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.
Once upon a time, in a land far, far away, there was a Minecraft SMP where unknown 9 had failed miserably. But fear not, because out of the ashes rose our glorious server! BAMCO may be firing employees and canceling games, but we are thriving and growing stronger every day.
Join us for epic battles, hilarious pranks, and a community like no other. Who needs unknown 9 when you can be a part of our insane adventures? So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 91/600 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 8 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 17 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.
Russian analogue of 2b2t for pirated launchers!
| Players: | 93/800 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Treasure Maps Found: | 14 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 9 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 2 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.
Join us for epic battles against giant creepers, where the explosions are so big they’ll make your screen shake! Build your own castle made entirely out of diamond blocks and watch as jealous players try to steal your treasure!
But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground dungeons filled with rare loot and dangerous mobs that will test your skills to the limit. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal to a parallel universe where pigs fly and zombies dance the cha-cha!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a strong sword, because you never know what crazy adventures await you in this wacky world of Minecraft mayhem!
| Players: | 96/300 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 3 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.
Join us and fight the powers that be… or just build a giant statue of a potato, we won’t judge. Don’t be an oranglini and come hang out with us, because if you don’t know us, you don’t belong! So what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s not rig it anymore… unless it’s for a hilarious prank!
| Players: | 100/600 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 43 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 8 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 8 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 6 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.
| Players: | 101/700 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Infernal Machines Built: | 0 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 2 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 2 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.
We’ve got grand assaults, limit break assaults, and even 2x Normals/Scrimmages for all you PvP lovers out there. And if that’s not enough, we’ve got events like “Balancing Schale’s Books with the General Student Council” – because who doesn’t love a good bookkeeping challenge in Minecraft?
But wait, there’s more! Join now and you might just encounter Gregorius in an indoors torment with heavy armor – talk about a boss battle like no other! And if you’re lucky, you might even come across the Fury of Set in a field with special armor – it’s like a Minecraft fantasy come to life!
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the craziest, most outrageous adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world of Minecraft. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be a wild ride)!
| Players: | 95/400 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 4 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 17 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 | Invisible Walls Found: | 1 |
Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.
Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, BOOM! A trap door opens beneath you and you fall into a pit of lava. But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! We promise you’ll be laughing as you watch your friends get pranked left and right.
And that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground maze filled with twists, turns, and deadly creatures. Only the bravest players will make it out alive, but hey, at least you’ll have a great story to tell your friends!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a wild ride of ambush traps and outrageous adventures. Just remember to watch your back at all times – you never know what crazy surprises await you around the corner!
| Players: | 97/1000 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 23 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 0 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 10 |
Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!
But wait, there’s more! In this crazy world, you’ll have to buy special items to encode over 4k60 because why make things easy when you can make them ridiculously complicated?
Join us for insane adventures, unexpected twists, and a community of players who are just as bonkers as you are. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness!
| Players: | 100/100 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 9 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 3 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 15 | Towns Built: | 10 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.
| Players: | 102/800 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 4 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 39 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 7 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 5 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.
Join us if you want to experience heart-pounding excitement as you navigate through treacherous dungeons, build epic structures, and engage in epic battles with giant chickens (yes, you read that right). Who needs nicotine and coffee when you have the adrenaline rush of exploring our wild and wacky world?
So come on, join us and leave those chest pains in the dust as you dive headfirst into the insanity that awaits you on our Minecraft SMP. Trust us, you won’t regret it (but your abs might regret all the laughter-induced workouts)!
| Players: | 107/700 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 3 | Mines Excavated: | 2042 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 2 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 9 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.
Server with anarchy and future survival with custom items!
| Players: | 108/1000 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Farms Harvested: | 542 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 3 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 13 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.
| Players: | 103/300 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 3 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 3 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 7 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.
But that’s not all – we’ve also got a Snootboorus for all your art needs (just no GVH allowed, sorry not sorry) and a Snoot fic spreadsheet that will have you laughing and crying at the same time. And don’t forget about our Snoot AI Chatbots, because who wouldn’t want to chat with a virtual caveman?
So come join us on our server and experience Minecraft like never before. Just watch out for those exploding sheep – they’re a real blast!
| Players: | 93/100 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 2 | Runes Activated: | 4 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 5 | Void Armor Forged: | 15 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).
