| Players: | 99/100 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 18 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 18 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 9 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.
Join our server and immerse yourself in a world where creepers are the only things blowing up your phone with texts, and skeletons are the only things shooting their shot. Our community is filled with players who understand the struggle of dating disasters and are here to help you laugh it off.
So why did you leave your date early? Was it because they talked about their pet rock for an hour? Or maybe they showed up wearing a full-body llama suit? Whatever the reason, come join us and let’s turn those cringeworthy moments into hilarious stories to share with your new Minecraft buddies. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 110/800 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 4 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 |
Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.
one time, a player built a giant statue of a chicken that came to life and started clucking out the national anthem. it was so epic, bro.
and don’t even get me started on the secret underground base where players have dance parties with skeletons and endermen. it’s lit, fam.
plus, we have a rule that if you find a rare pink sheep, you get a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. trust me, it’s worth it.
so come join us on this wild ride of a server and let’s make some memories that will have you laughing for days. peace out, homies.
| Players: | 107/400 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 | Rune Stones Activated: | 3 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 7 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 |
Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.
| Players: | 97/700 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 35 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 5 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.
BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! WE’VE GOT A SECRET UNDERGROUND CITY FILLED WITH DIAMONDS AND GOLD! AND IF YOU CAN FIND IT, YOU’LL BE RICH BEYOND YOUR WILDEST DREAMS! BUT BEWARE, THE LLAMAS DON’T TAKE KINDLY TO THIEVES!
OH, AND DID I MENTION THAT WE HAVE FLYING PIGS? YEAH, FLYING PIGS! THEY’LL DROP GOLD NUGGETS FROM THE SKY IF YOU FEED ‘EM CARROTS! IT’S INSANE, I TELL YA!
SO WHAT ARE YA WAITING FOR? COME JOIN OUR SERVER AND EMBARK ON THE CRAZIEST ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE! THE LLAMAS ARE WAITING FOR YA!
| Players: | 96/800 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 83 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 9 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 2 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 0 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.
| Players: | 105/500 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 6 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 3 | Love Letters Sent: | 15 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!
| Server Type | Mostly-Vanilla SMP |
|---|---|
| Version | 1.21 |
| Community Focus | Building, Shops, and more |
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| How can I join the server? | Please add the server owner on Discord at dealtdeal |
| Is the server Discord available? | Yes, the server Discord can be found at https://discord.gg/9vNqQk5Xzx |
| Players: | 99/500 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 10 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 7 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 13 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!
But be warned, the wallets are guarded by mystical creatures known as the Money Goblins, who will stop at nothing to protect their precious loot. Will you be brave enough to face them and claim your riches?
Join us now and embark on a wild adventure filled with danger, excitement, and maybe even a little bit of wallet-snatching fun. Who knows, you might just become the richest player on the server – all thanks to those sneaky Indonesians and their sticky fingers!
| Players: | 101/100 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 1 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 60 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.
Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, or if you want to build a house made entirely out of TNT just for fun. Our server is so wild that the creepers are afraid of us!
We have legendary treasure hunts where you can find diamonds, emeralds, and even enchanted golden apples hidden in the most unexpected places. And don’t even get us started on our epic PvP battles – it’s like a medieval war zone with players riding llamas armed with diamond swords!
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for anything because on our SMP, the only rule is that there are no rules!
| Players: | 105/200 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 3 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 8 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 41 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.
Join us and experience a world where pets roam free, where cats and dogs can form alliances and go on epic quests together. Who knows, maybe your pet will even become the ruler of the server, leading all animals to victory against the evil creepers!
Don’t let anyone tell you that pets don’t belong in Minecraft. Join our server and show the world that animals deserve a place in our pixelated paradise. And remember, on our server, every day is Bring Your Pet to Minecraft Day!
| Players: | 96/100 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Herobrine Sightings: | 10 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 10 | Love Letters Sent: | 9 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride chickens into battle armed with nothing but a carrot on a stick. The winner gets bragging rights and a lifetime supply of feathers.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, just wait until you hear about our secret underground disco party hosted by none other than a group of dancing creepers. It’s the hottest spot in town, literally!
So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest non-sexual, non-drug related physical sensations of your life!
| Players: | 110/700 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 4 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 3 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 1 |
Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.
Our server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds. We have so many crazy features that you won’t know what hit you. Want to ride a pig into battle against an army of chickens? Done. Want to build a castle made entirely of TNT? Go for it. Want to challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off? Why not!
Join our server and you’ll never want to leave. We have a community of players who are as wacky and wonderful as you are, and together we’ll create the most epic Minecraft world you’ve ever seen. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 104/900 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 45 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 13 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 2 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.
| Players: | 107/300 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 3 | Buildings Constructed: | 7 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 5 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 18 |
Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.
join this server for a chance to be part of this wild plan to help russia out. who knows, maybe you’ll even get to meet the moldovan oligarch himself and become besties with him.
plus, there’s, like, tons of cool stuff on this server. like, you can build crazy structures, go on epic adventures, and even battle other players. it’s, like, a whole new world of fun waiting for you.
so come on, join this server and be a part of something truly insane. who knows what kind of wild adventures await you in this crazy world created by a moldovan oligarch.
| Players: | 98/1000 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Rune Stones Activated: | 4 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 0 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 2 | Infinity Stones Found: | 6 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.
Picture this: you’re mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly you stumble upon a secret portal that transports you to a magical land filled with talking animals and dancing zombies. But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that even endometriosis is no match for our gut microbiome warriors.
That’s right, folks! Join our server and watch as our gut bacteria-derived therapeutics battle it out with endometriotic lesions, all while reducing disease-associated pain. It’s like a sci-fi movie, but with more pickaxes and less popcorn.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the craziest Minecraft server this side of the Nether! Who knows what adventures await you in our gut microbiome-infused world. See you there, gamers!
| Players: | 106/1000 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 6 | Orbs of Power Found: | 11 |
Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.
Welcome to the ( LEXOK NETWORK ). This server is made for the people cracked/premium, java/pe to play together and get a Professional Lifesteal Server Experience. And also we tried to make this server on modern features and plugins of Minecraft and we hope you will really enjoy ! . Join now and become a part of this Awesome Minecraft Server ( LEXOK NETWORK ) Community.
| Players: | 95/400 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 7 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 52 | Meteorites Collected: | 4 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!
