| Players: | 99/900 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Void Armor Forged: | 25 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 5 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 5 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 2 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.
| Players: | 100/1000 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 2 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 10 | Zombie Dances: | 6 |
Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!
Welcome to Blue Sky, where adventure, creativity, and community come first! We’ve built a Minecraft server that lets your imagination soar—no pay-to-win mechanics, no barriers—just pure, classic gameplay with a twist. Our survival world sticks closely to the vanilla experience but with multiplayer-enhancing additions like /tpa and /sethome to keep things fun. In this wild, unprotected world, anything goes, so run far and build your secret hideaway!
When you’re ready for a break from survival’s challenges, head to our creative map—a safe haven for builders to unleash their creativity on personal plots. We’re a group of friends who have shaped this server around the way we love to play, and if you share that same passion for adventure and boundless creativity, Blue Sky is waiting for you!
| Players: | 91/800 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 |
Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.
ElysianCraft is a minecraft server that promises its players vanilla survival gameplay with PvP, a neverending world and no rules. The IP is: ElysianCraft.net
new server new world worldborder is set on 50M
| Players: | 93/800 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Gods Slained: | 1 | Mineshafts Explored: | 2 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.
Picture this: you spawn in and suddenly find yourself in the middle of a llama parade led by a dancing chicken wearing a top hat. As you explore, you’ll stumble upon hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds, emeralds, and…potatoes? Yes, potatoes are the new currency on our server because why not?
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Pig King, who rules over a kingdom of pigs wearing crowns and monocles. If you can impress him with your pig-whispering skills, he might just grant you access to his secret bacon vault.
And don’t even get me started on the epic PvP battles that take place every full moon. Players transform into werewolves and battle it out for the title of Alpha Pig. It’s a sight to behold, trust me.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy appetite for potatoes.
| Players: | 93/700 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 2 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 9093 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 4 |
Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.
| Players: | 105/900 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 4 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 3 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 |
Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!
Join us on our server where every day is the busiest day of your life! From dodging creepers and zombies to navigating treacherous lava pits, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jockey Gang, a group of mischievous chickens riding on the backs of baby zombies. Join forces with them to conquer the land and rule the server with an iron fist (or feathered wing)!
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, busiest day of your life! Who needs real life when you can have all the chaos and excitement you could ever want in a virtual world?
| Players: | 90/300 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 3 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 14 |
Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.
Join us and experience the thrill of taking down seasoned veterans with nothing but a wooden sword and a dream. Our server is like the Hunger Games on steroids, with crazy power-ups and weapons that will have you laughing maniacally as you obliterate your enemies.
So if you’re tired of being the laughing stock of your Minecraft friends, come join us and show them who’s boss. Who knows, you might even become the next Minecraft legend, known far and wide for your epic PvP skills. Just remember, on our server, anything is possible, even for the most hopelessly uncoordinated players.
| Players: | 102/1000 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 2 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 12 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 40 |
Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!
| Players: | 92/600 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 5 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 7 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 14 |
Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!
imagine cruising through the pixelated landscape, turning heads and making all the other players jealous of your sweet ride. you’ll be the envy of the server, the coolest cat in town.
so why wait? join now and start segwaying your way to victory! who needs self driving cars when you have self balancing scooters in minecraft? come on, you know you want to.
| Players: | 97/700 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| New Chunks Explored: | 998246 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 2 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 5 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!
Welcome to SkyArch, a Minecraft server where you can create/join teams, claim land, open crates, Our server offers crossplay, a PvP arena, voice chat, and much more.
| Players: | 106/400 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 6 | Volcanoes Explored: | 1 |
| Mines Excavated: | 4531 | Blood Moons Survived: | 0 |
Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.
But be warned, these fembots are not your average NPCs – they are equipped with advanced AI that will put up a fight like you’ve never seen before. Only the bravest and most skilled players will be able to claim victory and reap the rewards of their conquests.
So grab your pickaxe, sharpen your sword, and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime on our server. Who knew that raiding fembot boobs could be so exhilarating and rewarding? Join us now and see for yourself!
| Players: | 100/700 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 4 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 138 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 43 |
Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.
Join our server and you’ll be transported to a world where the stakes are high and the drama is even higher. We’ve got crazy events like “Creeper dodgeball” where you have to avoid exploding creepers while trying to score goals, and “Ender Dragon rodeo” where you have to ride the dragon like a bucking bronco. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary “Diamond Disco” where you can dance the night away with your fellow players.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most coveted prize in all of Minecraft: the Golden Potato. Legend has it that whoever possesses the Golden Potato will have unlimited power and riches beyond their wildest dreams. Will you be the one to claim it?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the Super Bowl of Minecraft SMPs. Just be prepared for the chaos, the laughter, and the sheer absurdity that awaits you.
| Players: | 107/800 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 39 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 3 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 2 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 5 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.
| Players: | 101/500 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 12 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 9 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 3 | Zombie Dances: | 8 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.
| Players: | 91/1000 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 0 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.
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| Players: | 110/500 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 20 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 4 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.
